You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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