How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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