How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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