You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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