I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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