his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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