Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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