Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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