I wish i was in the wii world.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
