how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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