She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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