I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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