Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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