Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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