Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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