I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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