We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
