Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
