trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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