You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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