I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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