I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
