thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
did i just pee glitter
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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