I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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