Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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