god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Im part way to drunk.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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