No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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