Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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