Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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