two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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