I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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