Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just high enough for therapy.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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