Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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