he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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