i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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