It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
