She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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