Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you made out with another girl for some wings
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
