You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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