and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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