I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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