I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you're hired as official boob wrangler
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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