Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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