god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's just like the Real World with babies
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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