I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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