i permit you to call me
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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