Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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