i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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