Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just had sex bonerless
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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