Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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