You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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