When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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