Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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