But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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