where am i from again
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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