I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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