had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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